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生活大爆炸谢耳朵经典语录大全 中英双语对照版(10)

[作者:zengkedi02]
2015-12-31 10:27

  生活大爆炸谢耳朵经典语录之我要偷溜去上班

  1.Really, you’re going to face Armageddon without your orthotics? All right, your choice.

  不是吧,不带上足部矫形器就去最终决战吗?好吧,你自己看着办。

  2.I’ll tell you exactly how he did. Readiness – unsatisfactory. Follows direction – barely. Attitude – a little too much. Overall, not only will he probably die in a fiery inferno, his incessant whining would almost certainly spoil everyone else’s day.

  我来告诉你他怎么样。是否准备充分:差强人意。是否听从指挥:刚愎自用。是否带有情绪:牢骚略多。综上所述,他不仅会在灾难中死的很惨,他旷日持久的牢骚会毁坏别人的好心情。

  3.Two years ago, after a deep gum cleaning, I thought I got on a bus, but somehow ended up on a booze cruise to Mexico.

  两年前,在一次全面牙龈清洗过后,我以为我上了公交车,醒来却发现自己在墨西哥烈酒游行团车上。

  4.My apologies. I would have been here sooner, but my bus kept stopping to let other people on it.

  不好意思,我本来可以早点回来,可那巴士老是停下来载客。

  5.You’re my girlfriend, but you’re not going to cater to my every need? Oh, where’d the magic go?

  你是我的女朋友,居然不迎合我的每一个需求?哎,爱情的魔力都到哪里去了?

  6.I’m sneaking into work. Now, if the guard at the university asks what’s under the blanket, you tell him it’s some lobster traps.

  我要偷溜去上班。如果大学门口的保安问你毯子下面藏着什么,你就跟他说是捕龙虾的装置。

  7.Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active volcano where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed. Mahalo for nothing, Hawaii.

  夏威夷就是昔日坐落在活火山上的麻风病人隔离区,《迷失》的烂结局也是在那里拍的。真他妈感谢你,夏威夷。

  8.Boy oh boy. This vacation is off to a wonderful start. The smell of formaldehyde, the whirr of the centrifuge, the distant chatter of the lab animals being dispatched for dissection. I can already feel my cares just melting away.

  哎呦喂。这次度假有了个美好的开端。甲醛的气味,离心机的嗡嗡声,被送去解剖的实验室动物那渐渐远去的叫喊声。我觉得自己的担心在慢慢地消逝。

  9.Yes, that’s what I think, and I’m super smart so it’s probably true.

  对,我就是这么想的,而我这么超级聪明的人,这没准就是事实。

  10.President Siebert, I don’t mean to be an alarmist, but difficulty initiating a urine stream could be a symptom of benign prostatic hyperplasia. If you’re interested I can send you a link to a YouTube video that will show you how to perform your own rectal exam. Helpful hint: Trim your nails first.

  赛博特校长,我不想危言耸听,但是排尿困难可能是良性前列腺增生的症状。如果你感兴趣,我可以发给您一个YouTube视频地址,它会告诉您如何自己进行直肠检查。小贴士:记得先剪指甲哦。

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